Total Medals Earned: 606 (From 170 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,925 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (100/150 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/11 (235/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 19/21 (390/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $100 in total
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Take a peek at the credits
Rescue the crab
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Medals Earned: 1/50 (5/525 points)
Challenge: Die by hitting spikes
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand
Challenge: Survive 30 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Die by hitting a saw
Challenge: Fall into a pit
Challenge: Get pushed off screen
Challenge: Get killed by a fan
Challenge: Die in quicksand
Challenge: Jump 10 times in a single run
Challenge: Collect 50 pixels
Challenge: Collect 20 pixels in a single run
Challenge: Run for 30 seconds
Challenge: Float over fans for 5 seconds
Challenge: Run 15 seconds without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Run 30 seconds without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Swing 3 times without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Swing 5 times without collecting any pixels
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 5 times
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 10 times
Challenge: Survive 60 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Survive 2 minutes in a single run
Challenge: Float over fans for 5 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Float over fans for 10 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Swing 5 times in a single run
Challenge: Swing 15 times in a single run
Challenge: Swing 30 times in a single run
Challenge: Jump 200 times in a single run
Challenge: Jump 50 times in a single run
Challenge: Collect 100 pixels
Challenge: Collect 250 pixels
Challenge: Collect 500 pixels
Challenge: Collect 50 pixels in a single run
Challenge: Collect 100 pixels in a single run
Challenge: Swing 10 times
Challenge: Swing 20 times
Challenge: Swing 50 times
Challenge: Run for 60 seconds
Challenge: Run for 5 minutes
Challenge: Run for 15 minutes
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 3 times in a single run
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 5 times in a single run
Challenge: Float over fans for 15 seconds
Challenge: Float over fans for 30 seconds
Challenge: Float over fans for 60 seconds
Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 15 times
Challenge: Float over fans for 15 seconds in a single run
Challenge: Jump 500 times
Challenge: Collect 1000 pixels
Challenge: Swing 100 times
Challenge: Run for 30 minutes
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
Check Out The Credits!
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/280 points)
Visit the creators' website
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Open your cellphone
Medals Earned: 10/20 (120/500 points)
Clear your first line of blocks
Buy one eye
Buy one jump level
Pull your first piece
Buy one tongue level
Learn a new recepie
Destroy 50 blocks with your tongue
Clear 2 lines with a single piece
Clear 10 lines of blocks
Buy 5 levels of tongue
Buy 5 levels of jump
Buy 5 eyes
Clear 50 lines of blocks
Clear 120 lines of blocks
Medals Earned: 3/4 (135/145 points)
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